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Joke Of The Day and Point Of Sale System Software for Windows

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Joke of the day on Windows startup
Free 40 Page Joke Book!
The Quote For Today is FREE!
Free information portal on your mobile phone.
$0 - Soft411

Joke411 is a "joke of the day" kind of application. It loads during the system startup and displays a daily joke in a balloon message near the system clock. Joke411 is fully customizable: you may add your own set of daily jokes by editing a text file



$0 - Horizon Enterprises

Free 40 Page Joke Book! 40 pages of Kick-Ass, Side-Splitting, Pants-Wetting Jokes. All my personal favorites after publishing a Joke of the Day list for eight years - the funniest jokes, the best quotes - all compiled into a single Joke Book.



$0 - Soft9000.com

Quotez! (The Quote For Today) will brighten your day by offering a quote when you start your computer or anytime you click on the advance icon. With over 10,000 quotes, jokes, one-liners, snappy sayings, and even a politically incorrect blurb or two, there will always be something to entertain at your fingertips. Add quotes of your own by simply cutting and pasting whenever you find a pithy saying. An alarm feature lets you set a reminder with a message and warning sound at whatever date/time you wish. You can also have the reminder message be a command-line instruction to execute a selected program. You can only set one alarm at a time, and there is no random advance of the quotes, but with a starting database of 10K quotes, who's complaining?



$0 - OLSOFT

Free information portal on your mobile phone - news, weather, jokes, blogs, dictionaries. It?s much faster, more convenient and more compact than a mini-browser. High degree of data compression lessens the payment for mobile internet access.



 
Easy Remove 100% of your spyware, adware

Remove Spyware Professional
$0 - Jokecardsofttools

Remove Spyware Professional is a popular and easy-to-use tool, Is the only company in the world that offers a 100% removal guarantee. Why accept a "solution" with anything less than 100%? With Joke AntiSpyware Remover is the only company in the world that offers a 100% removal guarantee. Why accept a "solution" with anything less than 100%? With Remove Spyware Professional, you don't have to. Our personally guarantee Joke AntiSpyware Remover will remove 100% of your spyware, adware, hijackers, keyloggers, unwanted toolbars, dialers, trojan horses and malware or I will give you a free update in 24 hours-that will...Plus Joke AntiSpyware Remover prevents future infection-also guaranteed! Don't get me wrong. Since the Joke AntiSpyware Remover Research Team is constantly investigating new spyware, normally your spyware is removed the first time. Ordinary spyware removers only remove 90% of the spyware out there. The reason is with new spyware flooding the net every few minutes it's simply impossible for any company to have every spyware in its database. And to remove your spyware they need to have it in their database. But what makes Joke AntiSpyware Remover different is that we are on duty 24/7, searching out new spyware threats. The minute we identify them-you get a free update that removes it from your computer. Get 100% removal from Joke AntiSpyware Remover now. You can end you computer nightmares today.



 
This is an arcade/action game.

Batman
$0 - GameFabrique

The game follows the film's storyline excellently. Gotham City is the most dangerous city in the world. It is ruled by violent mobsters, and night is as dangerous as the day. In steps one man. He is making himself known, and cleaning up the city. While he is catching criminals at Axis Chemicals, he accidentally causes Jack Naiper, the right-hand man to Gotham's king Mobster, to fall into a vat of acid. Jack survives, but his appearance has been altered. His skin is now white, hair green, lips blood-red, and his mouth has been forced into a twisted smile. His sanity disappears as well, and he sets out to destroy the entire city. Batman must take the ?Joker? down.

The Batman game follows the movie perfectly in the fact that there is a level for just about every scene in the film. You actually get to drop Naiper into the vat of acid, pilot the Batmobile and Batwing, save Vicki Vale in the Flugelheim Museum, and much more. There is even a few animated sequences and introductions.



FIAW! Find the diffrence of two pictures.

FIAW! FIND it and WIN
$14.95 - DirectDance

Welcome to FIAW! - FIND it and WIN -
This is the first sentence wich the moderator of FIAW! is telling you. And so it is ..., welcome to the TV-Gameshow FIAW!

You are candidate in the TV-Gameshow FIAW! - FIND it and WIN. Your goal is to win the (virtual) 1 Mio dollar by comparing two, obviously equal pictures. But in one picture is a failure ..., can you find it?

Starting at a prize of 100$, two jokers, like in a real gameshow, will help you on your way up to the 1 Mio $. Realistic atmosphere of a real TV-Gameshow including sounds like applause, moderation and also zooming-in and -out cameras will make FIAW! exciting.

FIAW! - FIND it and WIN - Features:
- 36 pictures, 24 failures each (using overlay technics), alltogether 864 failures to find for a continuing fun!
- dynamic game mode, each picture - failure will be harder to find going up to the 1 mio picture
- easily operated only the stylus pen is needed
- two jokers per game, Halfscreen and Show Box, like in a real game show
- tv-studio athmosphere, all sounds and voices were recorded in the soundstudio of DirectDance musicproduction
- saving the actual game state at every position - perfect if you will need a break ...
- zooming / moving cameras
- highscore table
- build in - manual
- Compatible to PocketPC2000, 2002, WM2003(se), WM2005

Download the free Trial of FIAW! today. The demo version is limited to only three pictures and by winning 500$, the game ends. So, the failures are not to hard to find. Also, the dynamic game mode is limited.

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... from the DirectDance musicproduction


Be afraid of the ancient monsters!

7art Dinosaurs Free ScreenSaver
$14.95 - 7art-screensavers

The mission of 7art Dinosaurs Free ScreenSaver is to frighten you totally with these ancient monsters waiting to eat everething and everybody they come across.

Just a joke. ;)

They are very lovely and many of them are herbivore.

There are 20 high quality dinosaurs images. You can also choose from 25 transition effects that appear between the images.

7art Dinosaurs Free ScreenSaver was developed by 7art-screensavers company.
We specialize in screensavers developing.

7art-screensavers shine out the most beautiful images to extend the
boundaries of your virtual world and enrich your visual experience with much more pleasurable
things in comparison with endless letters and figures you have to read and write everyday at
your PC screen.

Life is the great thing and we should not forget about that!
7art-screensavers will remind you about some wonders of the world we are
living in everytime they start.

We do hope 7art-screensavers will help you to be somewhat more happy. If it is true, we will be
more happy too.


This Mahjongg Game is a Yankee Doodle Dandy!

3D Magic Mahjongg - 4th of July
$19.95 - Suricate Software

3D Magic Mahjongg "4th of July" is a Yankee Doodle Dandy. Clear the board by removing the 144 tiles in matching pairs. Based on the well-known Chinese tile game, 3D Magic Mahjongg "4th of July" features tiles resplendent with American patriotic icons and symbols including Uncle Sam's hat, the American Eagle, firecrackers, and Old Glory. Full versions of John Philip Sousa's Stars and Stripes Forever, Washington Post March, and other patriotic hymns are included to please the ears. This is a game Norman Rockwell would have loved. Features: - The unique game analysis feature has two advisory levels that determine if the player has made a move that could jeopardize the successful conclusion of the game. Players may undo moves and choose an alternate path. - Game statistics for each board layout give the player information about the number games played/won, number of undos used, average time etc. - Highscore tables to list the best times - Camera panel lets you adjust the view to see the board from any angle. - Easy and intuitive interface. - Several tile sets and layouts Supremely easy to learn but hard to stop playing! For anyone who has ever played a variation of Mahjongg and liked it, you'll love 3D Magic Mahjongg "4th of July"! Non-violent and fun for all ages.


Point Of Sale System

ShopAssist Point Of Sale System
$60 - ISC Point Of Sale Systems

ShopAssist® is a modern, Windows®-based point of sale system suitable for most types of retail business.
Transaction Types
Cash, C.O.D., Account, Hire, Appro, Lay By, Loan Stock, Quotation, Credit Note, Refund, Exchange
Modules
Stock Control, Stock Receiving, Stocktake, Cashup, Banking, Cash Book, Petty Cash, Creditor Payments, Purchase Orders, Credit Requisitions, Repairs, Trip Sheet, Staff Register
Features
Item lookup/selection by Item Description, Item Code, Barcode, Keyword, Point and Click (Touch screen), Programmable Keyboard Item flags to indicate special handling for selected items Discounts on individual items, a sub-total of the sale or the sale as a whole. Nine pricing levels. Service Fees, Labour Charges. Suspend/Retrieve sale. Composite Items. Matrix Pricing. Reserved Stock. Item Ordering (manual or automatic). Twenty tender types. Dual Currency.
Promotions
Free Items, Department Discounts, Timed Specials, Bulk Discounts, Purchase With Purchase. Loyal Customer Card. Gift Vouchers.
Information
Sales Histories by various categories. Stock On Hand by various categories. Top Sellers, Slow Movers, Overstock, Low and Out of Stock items, Profit Generators, Profit Margins. Customer Profiling. Cashier Statistics. Over three hundred reports and charts.
Security
Five levels of password protection for its various modules and functions. Audit trail of all transactions. Integrated data backup and recovery.
Network
Up to two hundred terminals per server.
Multi-Store
Inter-Branch Transfers. Consolidated Sales, Consolidated Stockholding, Branch Orders.
Tools
Item Labels. Shelf Labels. Data export to Paradox®, dBase®, Excel®, ASCII Text, CSV, HTML, PDF. Spreadsheet (Excel®-compatible). Notepad, Sticky Notes, Calculator, Mark-up Calculator, Calendar Diary. Charts. Telephone Number Database. Mailmerge. Document Scanning and Retrieval. Inventory Explorer. SQL Explorer.


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